[ You can practically picture her cheeks turning pink, the way she gapes like a goldfish at her device as she struggles to even begin to come up with a witty retort to that.
If this were in person she'd have shoved him. And by shove I mean laid hands on a brick wall but you know. ]
The sacrifices I make for this town. Doomed to discuss the weather in the fleeting moments we share.
[ There is just no way she could have been that smooth in person. ]
[ why is he denied his right to experience this? ]
I think the sky's a different sort of dark today. Don't even get me started on that chill. If only someone would be kind enough to steal you a quality blanket...
[ I like to imagine he's watching her silhouette through the curtains of her room at the Inn. I also like to pretend there's nothing creepy about that at all. ]
Is it cold? I hadn't noticed. We must be made of tougher stuff in Connecticut.
[ To be fair. Anything short of a blizzard could be considered somewhat pleasant for their Winter. ]
Besides, I never said you couldn't steal from other people.
[ Allie, no. Why would you encourage this?! Even in jest! ]
Is it because you don't know how to read? We can rectify that easily; I can teach you. It would involve being read to, which seems to be something you'd enjoy. Hope you're a fan of my voice.
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[ He had been exactly what she'd needed at a time when she needed it most and she couldn't allow that to pass without acknowledging it in some way. ]
Only if you promise not to 'steal' my things just so you can see this plan in action.
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[ that's… something he would do so he has an opportunity to be charming. goddamnit, hollywood—why did you out him? ]
I promise I have no nefarious plan involving stealing your things and being "surprised" that I find them up my sleeve.
[ his fingers aren't even crossed! ]
But you will be sorry that I don't.
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How on earth will I be sorry that you don't steal my things?!
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[ he really wishes this was face-to-face. he'd like to see her blush. ]
I mean, if that's what you want... I'll have to simply respect it. Keep my distance, the conversation about the weather...
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If this were in person she'd have shoved him. And by shove I mean laid hands on a brick wall but you know. ]
The sacrifices I make for this town. Doomed to discuss the weather in the fleeting moments we share.
[ There is just no way she could have been that smooth in person. ]
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I think the sky's a different sort of dark today. Don't even get me started on that chill. If only someone would be kind enough to steal you a quality blanket...
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Is it cold? I hadn't noticed. We must be made of tougher stuff in Connecticut.
[ To be fair. Anything short of a blizzard could be considered somewhat pleasant for their Winter. ]
Besides, I never said you couldn't steal from other people.
[ Allie, no. Why would you encourage this?! Even in jest! ]
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curiouser and curiouser... ]
What do you want stolen?
[ no one ever says this stuff without something in mind! ]
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If your head didn't go where mine did then I can't help you. ]What if the thing I want stolen is impossible for you to steal?
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Nothing is impossible. The word itself says I'm possible.
[ audrey hepburn's #1 fan. ladies eat your heart out. ]
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Funny you should say that, Kol. ]
You happen to know where there's a copy of Breakfast at Tiffany's laying around do you?
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I'm assuming you mean the book?
[ you know what they say about assuming... ]
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I guess I should have asked if you happen to know where there's a spare DVD player laying around. Or a wifi connection and a Netflix login.
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Are you allergic to printed paper? That must be it.
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[ You walked into that, Kol. ]
I think the last time I read a book by choice was back when somebody used to read to me.
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Is it because you don't know how to read? We can rectify that easily; I can teach you. It would involve being read to, which seems to be something you'd enjoy. Hope you're a fan of my voice.
[ c: ]
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[ Ahem. ]
What if I am? Then I'll never want to learn and you'll be doomed to read to me forever.
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[ Not enough money in the world for her to admit that.. Well yeah. Alcohol, sure but she's too sober k thanks. ]
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[ WHEN WILL SHE COMBUST FROM BLUSHING? he needs this to live. ]